CREDIT

22, Scorpio.

All me.

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blackfemalepresident:

holywerd:

mauving:

Just so you know…

Police chief prolly passed a kidney stone after she said that. Mother fucker.

"im your state senator"
THEY. GASSED. THE. SENATOR.

Wiuuuut

(via taco-bell-rey)

1 week ago

phosphorescentt:

feministxprincess:

Please don’t ever try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

I repeat, please don’t EVER try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

porn clit rubbing looks like they’re trying to scrub burnt food off a frying pan

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(via xhelloxlovex)

1 week ago

gunsounds:

TRUTH

(via taco-bell-rey)

2 weeks ago

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it β€œloose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

Oh my gooooooood god πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ people these days.

(via lucywithdiamondsinthesky)

2 weeks ago
I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.
- Lisa Kleypas, Blue-Eyed Devil (via kushandwizdom)

(via xhelloxlovex)

2 weeks ago
Anonymous: i wax my lady parts but once hair grows back, my man doesnt want to touch me :( waxing is expensive!

hip-hop-lifestyle:

tell him to grow

da

fuck

UP

Yeeee, thank you hip-hop-lifestyle

We are women, not girls. We can deal with that shit how ever we want to. And if some ratchet dude is so concerned with it, he ain’t worth it. And then tell him to wax his butthole πŸ˜’

2 weeks ago
I’m in love with the idea of you and me still together in the future.
- OberhoferΒ  (via perfect)

(Source: jumpinafterme, via wimberlykiggs)

2 weeks ago
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