They call me Cocaine because I'm white & fun. Hip-hop, football, beer and hot, hot men.


horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

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20 minutes ago


you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

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2 days ago


hot cheetos always sound like a good idea until your nose is watering and you shoving 50 in your mouth all at once because they taste so good but you don’t care and then you think you’re choking on one but it’s just because you’re sweating and becoming disoriented

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1 week ago

Neahkahnie Mountain, Oregon by ms_katrine


my hobbies include setting alarms I’ll never wake up to

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1 week ago


people who don’t swear make me very uncomfortable

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1 week ago
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